godtie:

it’s really funny bc like listening to english majors talk about their classes or projects theyre really articulate and they use complex words and stuff and it’s very prestigious sounding and then you listen to science majors and if theyre just talking amongst themselves it sounds more like “yeah i put the compound in the thing and honestly i was hoping for a little boom but all i got was a sizzle i dont know what i did wrong.”


(Source: ruineshumaines)


invisibiltycloak:

book series and their last sentences

Note to self: “I love you” does not mean “I won’t ever leave you.

Note 1.  (via c-trl)

angiegr8 right?😔

(via s3lm0re)

(Source: fragmentallygirl)

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.